Anonymous asked:

hey Jess, uhm, I dunno how to say this without sounding like a whiney baby but I was wondering if you could put tags on those asks where you're getting fat hate. The way you're deflecting them is absolutely fantastic and I love it but as a fat woman myself, I haven't yet found the strength to brush that stuff off and everytime i see one of those asks it brings me back to times I've been publicly shamed for being the size I am. Tags would make it infinitely easier to avoid that.

sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw

Anonymous asked:

The first time I went to Jury Duty, we go to the part where the Judge asks each one of us if we have any biases that could make us impartial, and he gets to this white soccer mom with can I speak to your manger hair and asks her and she stands and says "um Well I believe only God can judge people!" and the Judge just looks at her and tells her that isn't a valid reason and so she replies "Oh, I also have a dentist's appointment!" and he sighs and tells her she can leave.

Lmaoooooooo

toomanycat

slippingintoacomabored

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

pretendersrpa

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

tuckedshirts

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

jaxtellerhelps

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

okay but like apply this to newt and herm okay stick with me here thats why newton has a bunch of tattoos its to cover up all the red tally marks and scars over his body because he falls in love too easily and always gets burned in the end and one day maybe he gets a black tally and he has no idea who it is because hes in love with so many people and hermann only has one tally and its for newt and what if one day hermann is laying next to newt and newt is shirtless ans hermann gets a closer look at all his tattoos and he sees all t and he asks newt about it and newt is like 'i fall in love too easy so i got all these tattoos so no one can see them because its pathetic' and hes really insecure about them oh man i made myself sad

Anonymous asked:

Since I kin that one anon I'm also the one sending all anon asks.

damn shid ok ok

wymanthewalrus

orelpuppington

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

taeltalks

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

alem-do-sol

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

kaijuno

kaijuno

Electric Forest 2019

kaijuno

Got some asks about what Electric Forest was and it’s a yearly music festival in Michigan where the hipsters go to trip dick on ketamine and peyote for a weekend

Anonymous asked:

My main concern with sending you anon asks is that I am doing way too much work helping this A.I. figure out what crosswalks are.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kaijuno

kaijuno

Electric Forest 2019

kaijuno

Got some asks about what Electric Forest was and it’s a yearly music festival in Michigan where the hipsters go to trip dick on ketamine and peyote for a weekend

mreequalsmc2

sadanduseless.com

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings With Stuff They Can Find at Home, Here Are The Results

Even though most of us are stuck at home and can't go out and enjoy art in museums, that doesn't mean that life is boring or uncultured. The Getty Museum in Los Angeles challenged art fans to post photos of themselves recreating their favorite works of art from the safety of their homes. People responded with a lot of enthusiasm and flooded social media with their unique artistic interpretations.

electronicgallery

buttergin

everythingfox

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

sapphicdalliances

“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)