Ex Astris Scientia — No this actually happened unfortunately

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kaijuno

Once I was a victim of a home invasion and when I called the cops. While someone was inside my house. They hung up on me because they thought I was prank calling them

kaijuno

I was hiding in the closet with a 10 gauge ready to kill a man and they fucking hung up on me

snugglebunchesofeyes

Did... was the homer invader brought to justice of any sort?

kaijuno

After we hired a private investigator because the cops didn’t give a shit. I was 9 years old

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This is why we say abolish the police: it's not like they're doing much good anyway 🤷‍♀️

kaijuno

Exactly

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have to ask because i haven’t slept in 13 hours and two of those were taking a Very Important math test so my brain has been personally introduced to the shrimp that everyone is talking about, but is this like the nakey nakey man story

kaijuno

No this actually happened unfortunately