Ex Astris Scientia — About the cops not doing shit thing one time I got...

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About the cops not doing shit thing one time I got in a car accident and the lady on the line told me to stop crying cause a witness had already called in and they didn't need my help. Like??? Damn okay??? My concussed self told the operator "You're a smelly semen jar." Whatever the hell that means, and hung up.

Cops are useless