Ex Astris Scientia — One time late at night I got pulled over and the...

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One time late at night I got pulled over and the cop tried to accuse me of drug running bc I went into a "sketchy house" and came out with a white container. I pointed to the styrofoam chilis container and asked if he wanted to look at my leftovers I forgot at my friends'. He then tried to give me shit for the cracked windshield I had, saying it was the reason he pulled me over whe he was behind me the whole time and wouldnt have seen it. I got out of a ticket or whatever but it was so frustrating because he just sat and wasted my time for ages all for half a chilis steak and steamed broccoli.

Yuck cops