cordezshenanigans asked:
One time I was taking out the trash at at night at work, and there was a cop rolling through the parking lot cuz it was a common place for people to hotbox their cars. When my back was to the cop car, I noticed my zipper was down and then pulled it up.
Then I hear, through a megaphone, "PUT IT BACK IN!"
I looked over my shoulder at the police officer who is now outside the car with a megaphone and say "What??"
"PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!"
I just... kinda incredulously turned around to show that my pants were definitely covering everything they were supposed to
This lady saw me in my work uniform carrying a trash bag toward a dumpster, and apparently she thought I had whipped it out and was about to pee on the dumpster
With a garbage bag in my other hand
What the fuck
I’m sorry but her yelling “put your penis back in your pants” is objectively funny
