Anonymous asked:
I was driving home in a rental after my car was totaled in a hydroplaning accident, so I was already rattled by having to be behind the wheel so soon afterwards. But there was a cop running radar in a small town and I’m just minding my business, going under the speed limit, when some asshole fuckin ZOOMS past me. The cop hits their lights and I’m like, cool, they’re gonna pull that jerk over. He didn’t. He pulled me over. He was adamant that it was me going 96mph. So I’m there having a panic attack and crying because why tf would I be speeding after just having been in a wreck?? He gave me a huge lecture and ended up just giving me a warning because he was “90% sure that it was [me], but just in case.” Like, dude, our cars weren’t even the same color.
Jesus fuck
