Ex Astris Scientia — So I had work this morning and apparently around...

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So I had work this morning and apparently around 4am someone cut our wire fence to steal from the place next door. My coworker was talking to the cop there, who had to be coerced into actually taking statements from them and the other store owner about the robbery, and she was just smiling and giving him shit about his outfit, his gun, his giant flashlight, etc. the ENTIRE time. She said afterwards that she doesn’t know why, but she frequently enjoys making cops uncomfortable. It was hilarious.

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