gummyfredo asked:
I went out on a date with an Illinois state trooper once. On our way to dinner he asked me for road head. When I declined he drove me into some nearby projects in Chicago and forced me out of his car. I had to take two buses and a subway back home. But on the bright side as he was getting out of his car to come around the passenger side to pull me out, I snagged the weed he had in his center console. He had purchased this weed before we left to go to dinner from some guy off the street. Cops suck but the weed was good.
At least you got some good weed out of it all











