Ex Astris Scientia — Cops in my hometown are notorious for pulling...

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Cops in my hometown are notorious for pulling under-30 fem-looking people over on bullshit claims hoping to get them to flirt their way out of a ticket. Happened to me once shortly after getting my license. The guy rode my ass for two and a half miles, to the point where his front bumper was the only thing I could see in my rear view and would’ve killed us both if I had to stop quickly, before flicking his lights on as I turned into a parking lot. I could see on his face the moment he realized who I was, because he knows I would absolutely rat his ass out to his wife. Claimed I was weaving, which my passenger confirmed was bullshit.

And don’t even get me started on the shit they pulled when someone broke into our house and stole my mother’s pain meds