Anonymous asked:
My cop story is more ridiculous than scary. When I was like four years old I was playing in my aunt's backyard by myself, and my aunt had dogs and they all had doghouses outside. Now, me and my little child baby brain saw one of these houses and thought 'oh nice' and decided to crawl inside of one and just chill. Now since I was playing by myself, no one knew where I was and my mom and my aunt are looking for me everywhere and can't find me and end up calling the cops. Over an hour later with cops and family looking, my mom finally sees my tiny lil leg sticking out of the doghouse and gets me out. Moral of the story is cops are useless.
I have a similar story when I was growing up. My dad had a pond and we put a raft in it and I was hiding under the raft catching goldfish and frogs and my dad couldn’t find me and nearly called the cops because he thought I drowned
