Ex Astris Scientia — Oh we're doing cop stories now huh When I was ten,...

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Oh we're doing cop stories now huh

When I was ten, literally a month after my mom died, we had a cop come to the property looking for my aunt (who didn't live there at the time) for some miscellaneous thing and refused to leave *my* house despite everyone on the property saying she lived in Kelseyville, and then decided to illegally search the house for I guess drugs or something? He ended up hurting my sister kinda bad so I took a pretty hard swing at his crotch with my softball bat and he left a few minutes later. We never saw him again

What the fuck