Ex Astris Scientia — Oh, oh! I have one! A few years ago my bike got...

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Oh, oh! I have one! A few years ago my bike got stolen, and it was 10 PM at night? So I called the cops to file a report, and it was an hour before I finally gave up and went home. It took Another hour to walk home, and I got a call of "hey we're here where are you?" TWO. HOURS. In the DARK. (I was a girl and a minor at the time, so extra fun for me)

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