Ex Astris Scientia — I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bagelbarr0n
totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

jadepalmaftermidnight

I find it awkward and rude, because you’re indicating that you were obliged, rather than of your free good will. 

But whatevs,

totallyfubar

hmmm.. suck my dick from the back?