27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.
your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you
haunted by the ghost of my carbon monoxide dectector
They, too, died of carbon monoxide poisoning
Shane: hey ghosts come out and kill us please! I’d really like to fight one of you!
Ryan: *voice-over* Just after Shane demanded that the ghosts fight him, the audio recorder picked up a voice possible saying “catch these hands” which could indicate that the ghosts were indeed ready to fight
*cuts to a couple of vague scratchy sounds*
its funny how zak bagans is like “i never used to believe in ghosts until i came face to face with one” like are you sure about that, emo boy? are you sure that you, zak bagans who never dresses in anything other than black, didn’t believe in ghosts? zak bagans, who has s fuckng dungeon in his husose,,,,
reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts
the best part of this image is that the website it’s from is dead fucking serious
I found the page and it’s better than I could have even imagined. apparently lesbians are possessed by male ghosts that cause attracted to women and gay men have female ghosts. Also this line:
“Spiritual research has shown that the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”
Part of me wishes it did have a citation
WAIT FUCK THERE”S MORE
Reblog if your homosexuality was a slippery slope to your interest in murder
@bechdels……………
Wait, best part about the percent tables above:
100 swear words = 1 murder
MORE FUCKING QUALITY CONTENT FROM THE SSRF
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
how the fuck are you debunking aliens there’s no way in hell that there’s no other form of life in our big ass universe, even if it’s the form of bacteria, or an entire new species, whether it be microscopic or not
im not debunking aliens, im debunking the fact that they’re here on earth revealing themselves to drunk hillbillys in parking lots and engineering the pyramids and abducting cows. That shit aint real.
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
so,,,,,,,
ghosys are the real legit mad nasty real-talk sick fucken reall stuff,,,,
but alein is the wrongo fake
al is the wrogo fake dont fite me on thsi
it too lat
we cany meet in the pit
we already there
the aliens watch the duel of fate
no bc
thy fakw
*laiens booing*
W OW
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
how the fuck are you debunking aliens there’s no way in hell that there’s no other form of life in our big ass universe, even if it’s the form of bacteria, or an entire new species, whether it be microscopic or not
im not debunking aliens, im debunking the fact that they’re here on earth revealing themselves to drunk hillbillys in parking lots and engineering the pyramids and abducting cows. That shit aint real.
okay but how can ghosts be real if I’m alive right now??????
osmosis
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
so,,,,,,,
ghosys are the real legit mad nasty real-talk sick fucken reall stuff,,,,
but alein is the wrongo fake
al is the wrogo fake dont fite me on thsi
it too lat
we cany meet in the pit
we already there
the aliens watch the duel of fate
no bc
thy fakw
Look as a science lady I’m supposed to debunk shit like ghosts and aliens and shit and like
Aliens I can debunk man that I got
But even I ain’t fuckin with ghosts
so,,,,,,,
ghosys are the real legit mad nasty real-talk sick fucken reall stuff,,,,
but alein is the wrongo fake
al is the wrogo fake dont fite me on thsi
Anonymous asked:
G – ghosts, are they real - Listen. Listen to me. I’m a huge skeptic abt aliens and bigfoot and all that other bullshit but listen to me. I’ve seen too much shit man. I’ve seen too many things. Ghosts are fuckin real and oh boy have i got some fuckin stories
