I’M CRYING LOOK WHAT MY CAT DID IN HER SLEEP
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Blep blep blep
CATS ARE SO WEIRD
Oh my god. This is too cute.
My best guess is that it’s a motor pattern involved in a dream the cat is having - probably either grooming behavior or drinking. Either way, awwwwww.
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
Look at these stuffed animals I got for Christmas 🥺
Is the cat just trying to move the carrot, or?
Rating: Cute
the cat is trying to absolutely fucking murder the carrot
(in all seriousness, this is an example of the overlap in play and hunting behaviors in cats. the cat is playing, but playing for cats involves practicing their hunting skills, so the cat is gripping the carrot and kicking it and shaking it and biting it in an effort to weaken it for possible killing and eating. all in good fun!)
I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections
i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.
dont worry, this is super photoshopped! this is the original, healthy cat:
thats the devil actually
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
thank u for this translation
kot - a regular cat
koshka - a regular female cat
kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet
kisa - a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady
kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens
kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat
koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death
kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories
kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat
koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him
kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella.
the list is endless.
