Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

what the fuck is elon musk implying about his penis here?

ELON MUSK'S GRAND PLAN FOR TWITTER

1. Buy it for billions of dollars
2. Be so surrounded by crypto and NFT shills and yes men that you start to see Twitter's ordinary users as the real bots
3. Scrap the site's pre-existing bot programs bc you were mad a report showed that the site didn't have as much of a bot problem as you thought
4. Make impersonation trivial, and let everyone who pays you $5 have all their tweets boosted no matter what
5. Make the site a barely functional husk run by a skeleton crew and reduce moderation in the name of free speech
6. Have your site flooded with bots, impersonators, and spam
7. ???
8. Make them pay you $1 as a effort to fix spam, even though most of them already paid $5 for the checkmark that incentivized them to spam

Genius. The real Tony Stark. A pioneer on par with the Wright brothers and Zefram Cochrane. Where do I sign up for my One-Way Ticket to Mars NFT

“If Elon Musk has his way, the effects on Twitter of his buying up the social media platform will end up being the least of our problems. To get a sense of how bad this could get, it’s instructive to look at the parallels between Musk’s Twitter acquisition and the creation of Fox News. When Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch started Fox News in the late 1990s, they envisioned the channel as a counterbalance to the rest of the supposedly liberal media, a cudgel to deploy against the news media to get coverage for manufactured controversies and right-wing misinformation. Musk views Twitter in much the same way that Murdoch and Ailes saw Fox at its inception. To Musk, social media companies haven’t just gone too far in addressing extremism, bigotry, and disinformation – they shouldn’t be addressing these issues at all. Musk’s vision of Twitter isn’t simply as a platform free from constraints, but as an instrument to counterbalance the “woke” social networks. As Twitter’s new owner, Musk will open the floodgates of hate and lies by undoing a host of very basic protections against harassment, abuse, and disinformation. There is a reason why banned users—ranging from Roger Stone and Marjorie Taylor Greene to QAnon and Infowars conspiracy theorists to white supremacists—are all celebrating this acquisition and gleefully anticipating the restoration of their accounts.”

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Elon Musk Will Use Twitter to Update Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News Playbook

The second this purchase is finalized, every fascist in the world will be handed a megaphone so loud and unaccountable, they will use it to drown out every voice that isn’t their own.

This is a DISASTER for marginalized people, and a deadly weapon for autocrats.

In the continuing story of "genius" Elon Musk taking over Twitter and then possibly fucking up entirely, apparently you have to give at least 60 days notice of mass layoffs by federal and state law in California, and shockingly enough, Musk didn't do that when he bought to company and planned to start mass layoffs within a week.

Link to a non pay-walled version of the story at Archive.org.