This is the coolest desk I’ve ever seen.
what will i hit first 69,420 posts or 50k followers
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Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Elven Ambush by Nikolay Donskikh.
Lol don’t fuck with humans
I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.
If you’re planning on donating to the ACLU today, take a screenshot of your donation receipt and post it in reply to this tweet! Your amount will be matched!!
He’s matching up to $50K now!! (x)
now up to $75k!!! (x)
what will i hit first 69,420 posts or 50k followers
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.
OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.
Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?
Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.
Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.
This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
My favorite thing about twitch streaming Bob Ross’ show is that at any given time there’s about 60k people watching and collectively losing their minds over the joy of painting and there’s literally no negativity whatsoever. Everyone is just watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees.
Real Talk
I do want to be optimistic that tumblr is competent enough to have a functioning flag system but honestly there’s a good chance it’s just gonna self destruct and listen. I’ve been here since 2011. I’ve accumulated over 30k followers. I’ve been meaning to take my content to a new platform for years because I would kill to be able to make a living as a content creator and that’s simply not possible here.
Tumblr nuking itself is kind of that final push. I don’t wanna use my blog for anything other than video releases and links to content on other sites.
Where am I going to go? Twitter and YouTube mainly. Now, they both have their own problems but twitter allows for a decent tumblr substitute and YouTube allows me to financially support myself. I’m going to be pushing this post until the 17th, at which point, depending on how well tumblr works anymore, I will be predominantly using twitter and YouTube.
You want to stay connected with me? Follow me on twitter here
And YouTube here
Thanks for the ride guys, I hope to stay connected with all of you and thanks for all of the support 💜
SEE YOU SPACE MOM…
Real Talk
I do want to be optimistic that tumblr is competent enough to have a functioning flag system but honestly there’s a good chance it’s just gonna self destruct and listen. I’ve been here since 2011. I’ve accumulated over 30k followers. I’ve been meaning to take my content to a new platform for years because I would kill to be able to make a living as a content creator and that’s simply not possible here.
Tumblr nuking itself is kind of that final push. I don’t wanna use my blog for anything other than video releases and links to content on other sites.
Where am I going to go? Twitter and YouTube mainly. Now, they both have their own problems but twitter allows for a decent tumblr substitute and YouTube allows me to financially support myself. I’m going to be pushing this post until the 17th, at which point, depending on how well tumblr works anymore, I will be predominantly using twitter and YouTube.
You want to stay connected with me? Follow me on twitter here
And YouTube here
Thanks for the ride guys, I hope to stay connected with all of you and thanks for all of the support 💜
SEE YOU SPACE MOM…
