POV: It’s 2004, the school day is almost over, and it’s raining. You’re daydreaming and staring out the window during Debate Class while a prep and a stoner have a spirited argument at the front.
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I literally zoned out
That’s the vibe we’re going for baby!
Shout out to the bad bitches who powered through the zone-out-inducing white noise and listened to the insane conversation going on in the background
I zoned out but then I vaguely heard “There’s no communists in Antarctica” and my brain immediately logged the FUCK back on
Why does my debate class have classic children’s picture book “Bread and Jam for Frances” in the window sill
No
i’m weak.
im screaming!!
The Curious Case of May Parker
It’s happening in the cartoons, too:
Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)
Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)
Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)
Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)
True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself
Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you….
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the moon
planet Earth is blue
and there’s nothing I can do.
This Village Without Roads Is Straight Out Of A Fairytale Book
The village Giethoorn known as the “Venice of the Netherlands” was founded in 1230 and resembles some of the most beautiful fairytale passages. The stunning oddity contains no roads or modern transportation. With the help of canals and 176 bridges, people are able to navigate through its wonders.
When there’s a spider (w/Patrick Corr)
[Person 1: THERE’S A SPIDER! Quick… ahead of me, get it, you get it
Person 2: Okay, I’ll get it
Person 1: It’s just around here, just– th-there it is, there it is! GET IT!
*sound of newspaper smacking*]
It was a damp morning and the orbweavers in our bushes had their webs revealed by dew:
There’s three there, and here’s a close up:
And I found this one’s architect (cw: spider)
Struck though by the thought that these guys probably won’t be able to have breakfast before the dew evaporates.
I like in the mornings when the dew lets you see all the grass spider webs
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
World’s cutest male spider does embarrassing dance to impress cutest female spider.
HOLY. SHIT.
hey
hey
HEY
hEY
excuse
escuse me maam
hey
One time back in 2013 a friend and I made this AU story out of the Who’s song “Boris the Spider” and we made this OC called Harold and he could turn into a spider and it was so popular people made fanart of it and wrote fanfiction and there were baby AU’s too, I shit you not. 2013 was a really dark year.
YOU THINK I’M LYING BUT I’M NOT
If you remember this you’re a boomer
