finally a post that makes sense in here
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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

This is a mosaic depicting the labeled figures of Andromeda, Perseus, and Ketos, a sea-serpent from which we derive the term “cetacean” for whales. (“Ballene comes from the Latin ballaena, which was borrowed from the Greek phallaina, from phallus, because whales kinda just look like swollen dicks.) The Greek is easy to decipher if you’re familiar with Δ signifying “d, delta” Ρ signifying “r, rho” and Π signifying “p, pi” and if you weren’t now you are. Another thing to note is that the sigmas are what we call “lunate,” meaning that they look like C instead of Σ, but both signify “s.” Here’s the same labeled scene on an older, Corinthian vase:

What in the hell? First off, dude’s written backwards. Early forms of writing both Semitic and European (who got theirs from a Semitic source) could be written backwards and forwards and up and down. There are Greek inscriptions written in the boustrophedon manner, in which the text would go left to right and then right to left. As folks outside of a small scribal class became literate, orientation and direction were standardized, which occurred after eastern and western scripts had already diverged, hence Indo-European left-right and Semitic right-left. This is an early Greek inscription, when writing Greek backwards was as normal as forward, so we get a backward Perseus and Andromeda and a forward Ketos. Greek would later be incapable of this, but it’s possible that the artist intended to have the Ketos forward to show aggression and Perseus and Andromeda backward to show companionship and defense. A couple other peculiar things: the Corinthian alphabet closed their Es, making something like a B (their B looked like an all-right-angled N); instead of inheriting the sigma, Σ, from the Phoenicians, they took the san, M (but with a shallower V between the two upright strokes, basically the same letter angled 90 degrees). It’s a shame we can’t see the M in “Andromeda” because the Corinthians wrote it M, that is, with a deeper angle between the upright strokes than their san, or like the kinda messed up N, nu. See, early Greek alphabets didn’t have two upright strokes in N and M, they had a single upright on the left and a wavy squiggle on top, one dip for N and two dips for M (notice that giving another stroke from the end of N you’d get an approximate M). These two letters look alike because they both represent “nasal” sounds which involve the nose to be voiced. The Greek alphabet wasn’t standardized until the Romans and neither it nor the Latin alphabet had a lowercase until the Byzantines, who also gave Greek its diacritical marks—smooth or rough breathing ( ̓/ ̔), acute or grave accents( ́/ ̀), the circumflex ( ͂), etc. Fun fact: the Greek lowercase iota, ι, got the tittle in Latin alphabets because of an obsolete diacritical mark it stole, something like half an umlaut (ü). J, j, looks like i because after the acquisition of the tittle we started writing consonantal i’s—which sounded more like y’s—like j, an i with a y lower stroke. Yep, i’s in Latin could be consonantal, both initial and mid-position, like Iuvenalis/Juvenal or Aias/Ajax. Consonantal u’s made v’s (again, both initial and mid-position like Juvenal) and the sound made by two consecutive u’s before another vowel—“oowoo”—became the double-u, w, originally written out as “uu.” So if there was a Roman poet UUUUENALIS, we’d render it Vuvuenalis but in time it’d become Wuvenal, which might further morph into Wuvenu and then eventually uwu and you’d exasperatedly wonder “what’s this?”
This is the Bronze Liver of Piacenza. Piacenza is Classical Placentia, which was a Roman colony meaning “pleasing”; indeed, the English after the French called it Plaisance. (It is entirely unrelated to the word “placenta,” which comes from the Latin placenta uterina, “uterine cake,” as a placenta was a type of cake of Italian origin but of Greek etymology, coming from a word for “flat.”) The piece is an anatomically precise sheep’s liver inscribed with the names of Etruscan deities in the Etruscan alphabet, arranged according to their division of Heaven into sixteen parts. The reason it is a sheep’s liver is because of the Etruscan practice of “haruspicy,” divination by certain qualities of an animal’s liver like size and crease depth. One of the most interesting inscriptions to me is “MAË,” barely visible in the top left. The common etymology of “May” is that it comes from the Greek goddess Maia, who in a Homeric Hymn “To Hermes” is named the mother of Hermes: “…Maia gave him birth, / that nymph whose tresses are fair, having joined in love with Zeus, / being worthy of reverence. Shunning the throng of blessed gods, / she dwelt in a deep-shaded cave, where Kronos’ son used to join / … / While Hera whose arms are pale in the sweetness of sleep was clasped…” It is significant that “the immortals’ speedy messenger,” Hermes, was conceived by the god of heaven in a cave with a nymph on earth for two reasons: first, her being cave-dwelling suggests that she was an earth goddess whose worship was undertaken in a cave, i.e. “in the earth”; second, Hermes would be the perfect messenger between heaven and earth being born of both. There’s just one problem—the Romans got their fundamental worship and observance of the seasons from the Etruscans to the north, not the Greeks to the south. So when we see MAË on an Etruscan religious artifact and “e” at the end of Etruscan words denotes a grammatically masculine word, the Latin equivalent would be Maius. Now, the month of May was already called Maius mensis, assuming that “maius” was an adjective meaning “of Maia,” but the place of MAË on this liver suggests Ma(i)e is an epithet for Jupiter or Zeu-pater, Father Zeus. Now, it could still be Maia, the name borrowed from Greek as a stand-in for an equivalent Etruscan goddess, since the names of months could be of a high, Olympian origin—March for Mars, April for Aphrodite, June for Juno—or relatively lower origin, like Janus, Julius, or Augustus. Regardless, the liver is packed with the names of deities with and without Roman or Greek equivalents, or which would be combined into a single Greco-Roman god, simply expanding their domain and associated mythology. Many of the names on the liver correspond to the Liber Linteus, a liturgical calendar, that is, a calendar of religious rites and festivals to be performed on certain dates and dedicated to certain gods. The Etruscans wrote on libri lintei, “linen books,” which they would fold rather than roll like papyrus. Their linen was imported from Egypt. The Liber Linteus is simply the most prominent because it is the largest of these books (~3.5m x 35cm/13.8ft x 13.8cm) and provides a firsthand, finely detailed description of Etruscan religion, which is fundamental to the understanding of the formation of Roman religion. The coolest thing though is that the Liber Linteus is an honest-to-God recycled Egyptian mummy wrap.
Sources: Reading the Past: Etruscan by Larissa Bonfante; The Homeric Hymns translated by Michael Crudden; Around the Roman Table by Patrick Faas; The Dictionaries of Greek and Roman Geography, Antiquities, and Biography & Mythology, all edited by William Smith; The Bronze Liver of Piacenza by L.B. Van der Meer; The Online Etymology Dictionary by anonymous creator “etymonline”; and Wiktionary by the community.
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Latin for Fox as well I believe
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Bionis and Mechonis
Latin and Greek
Tom and Jerry
yard sard and yale sale
my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear.
It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.
so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.”

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos
So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be.
So bear. Much roar. Wow.
Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.
Are you telling us that the poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do?
Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys
Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that
I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.
What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back
Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.”
learn, baby, learn!
Uh oh, Julius, looks like you've skipped your Latin class! You know what that means!
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thoodleoo answered:

If you want to demand them: mitte mihi picturas pedum (“send foot pics”), and if you want to be a little more polite about it because, you know, it’s the Pope, maybe something like mittas mihi picturas pedum, si placet (“could you send foot pics if that’s alright?”)

