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I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
Pokemon Proleterian/Bourgeois
Pokemon Mensch/Ubermensch
pokemon skate/die
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
Pokemon Cells At Work
Man, I love glitch Pokemon
Precious gibberish children
Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

She (?) looks like this

and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.
When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)
I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever
If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

Singing lesbian glitch
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
This is adorable
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