legit excited to see this come around again

Okay I always randomly post abt this but like very genuinely i have been to this guy’s house. I have his phone number. He regularly hired girls and guys from sugar baby websites to come to his 90210 mansion and fill up space for his Ted talks and video courses that he filmed during extravagant parties. He was buying success but imagine 2014-15 when this meme became huge, you’re laughing at it daily. You’re reblogging it in your LA apartment after makeup school. You get a couple texts from this guy Tai and you agree to go to a party at his place. You show up to his mansion and Rhonda Rousey gets out of her car next to your Uber and you walk in together like it’s no big deal. She says hey, and that’s the last you really see of her all night.

Like absolutely bonkers, this guy has a koi pond in his foyer. He had a 200lb polished geode slab table next to it. His house is like 900% marble. He had giant queen sized cabana beds surrounding a heated pool the size of a small town grocery store. And every party I was called for had the most beautiful and talented people I’ve ever met, all mingling around for 200-500 bucks, free dinner/drinks, and a free Uber ride. And like I mean I was there too for the same reason. But you’re at this party and halfway through the music cuts out and over the dj loudspeakers you hear the most hauntingly familiar voice, and you turn to face Tai Lopez looming above you, ready to give one of those talks to all of you unsuspecting party-goers. He thanks Rhonda for showing up, she raises a glass of champagne to him, and his girlfriend is next to her. She’s fully aware that every other girl attending was hired off of a sex website for personal image related purposes. She says she actually suggested it. Every time I see this video/meme I’m forcibly returned to the foyer with the koi pond, and I once again skip past Tai’s number while clearing out my phone contacts.