27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
year 3000 // jonas brothers
i’ve been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they lived underwater
and your great-great-great granddaughter
is doing fine
This “article” based on a conversation I had with @marsixm is the craziest thing I have ever written (finally topping the novel-length Jonas Brothers fan fiction I wrote a decade ago). I hope it will be my legacy.
folks,
this is the most important piece of music journalism of our lifetime
ICONIC → a playlist with the most iconic songs of the 21st century
i. whatcha say - jason derulo ii. burnin’ up - jonas brothers iii. see you again - miley cyrus iv. like a g6 - far east movement feat. dev v. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney vi. good girl gone bad - cobra starship vii. tik tok - kesha viii. down - jay sean ix. what makes you beautiful - one direction x. 7 things - miley cyrus xi. run it - chris brown xii. sos - jonas brothers xiii. low - florida feat. t-pain xiv. potential break up song - aly & aj xv. girlfriend - avril lavigne xvi. say ok - vanessa hudgens xvii. when i grow up - pussycat dolls xviii. don’t trust me - 3oh3 xix. shake it - metro station xx. circus - britney spears xxi. candy shop - 50cent xxii. single ladies - beyonce xxiii. fergalicous - fergie xxiv. hollaback girl - gwen stafani xxv. start all over - miley cyrus xxvi. sexy back - justin timberlake xxvii. milkshake - kelis xxviii. no air - jordin sparks feat chris brown xxix. call me maybe - carly rae jepson xxx. kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy
In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this
PLEASE for the love of god read this
The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.
The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…
this is like a clockwork orange but a girl
This gives me very intense Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vibes, except I think THIS IS the prep that she raises her middle fingers at.
If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked
guess you could say yo
ouyre doi
ur doin g tra
trans acti
I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!!
Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther
i thought he was funny your honor
If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked
guess you could say yo
ouyre doi
ur doin g tra
trans acti
40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
