baby, you’re MY number one victory royale…..Yeah Fortnite I’m bout to get down [drops to one knee]
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I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
reblogging for the night crowd because if i see this shit on my dash again i will drag u down the stairs by ur hair thanks
@ellen im a mediocre white person, u wanna give me 10k?
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16