Ex Astris Scientia — one time my uncle almost died choking on a grape...

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Anonymous asked:

one time my uncle almost died choking on a grape but the paramedics showed up and got him to the hospital so he was okay. Years later I'm a pizza delivery guy and I deliver a pizza to the paramedic station and one of the guys decides to tell me a story about a weird 911 call he had and it was about my uncle

Lmaooo what