I just love love love this scene. Jonathan’s shaving and the count is just standing there like 🧍 (in his bathroom?!?!? Why the fuck is the count hanging out in Jonathan’s bathroom??? Maybe bc he’s doing maid service and wasn’t expecting Jonathan to wake up so soon) and Jonathan here is fucking jumpscared bc he can’t see the count in the mirror and then he fucking cuts himself and Dracula does like. A jasper from twilight wherein he sees the blood and LOSES it and just GRABS JONATHANS NECK and Jon is like uhm-! BUT THEN Dracula touched the crucifix and is like. Shocked back to reality like one of those spray shock collars for dogs to keep ‘em from barking,, and he’s like. “Haha. That was weird. Fuck this mirror” AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND THEN LEAVES AND ALL JONATHAN CAN SAY IN RESPONSE IS “well this is very annoying. How am I supposed to shave now?” ITS THE BEST SCENE IN LITERARY HISTORY WHAT A FREAKSHOW
thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book











