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The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
in case you were wondering what my favorite star wars gif is
its this one
This photo of Obi-Wan Kenobi holding baby Luke looks like a man trying to sneak a large burrito into a movie theater
It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.
But since the inauguration, I get it.
Also, it’s been just over a month since the inauguration, and for Obi-Wan Kenobi it’s been around 228 months. No wonder the guy looks so fucking old.
Darth Vader: (On Twitter) Obi Wan is trying to spread lies and claim I am a “Master of Evil” and “More Machine than man”. Sad! Very dishonest Jedi living on a Terrible Sand Planet!
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
Kathy, can you ask me in front of all these people, all these witnesses, can you please ask me… Am I going to play Obi Wan Kenobi again?
#HE’S BACK
source: Parks and Cons on Youtube
Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs
considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost
one might even call him
a phantom menace
hey! hey! no
maybe the real phantom menace was the limbs we chopped along the way
ewan mcgregor is still alive and breathing how are you gonna cast michael fastandfurious as obi wan kenobi???? it doesn’t make sense!!! it doesn’t add up!!!! the pieces just don’t fit!!!
