a thought i had
thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book
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I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
Anonymous asked:
Tell us about some of your OC's!! What's one you recently created? What's their favorite color?
OH BOY so I currently have I think 6 OCs for two original stories and they’re both sci-fi stories that take place in the same universe.
But since I haven’t made an outline for either story on here and no one knows about them I’m just gonna talk about a Steven Universe OC, because everyone knows SU.
So. Amber. Is a gem. She’s dark black and has an orange/blonde afro. She’s tall and has a kinda flowy orange dress. Like you know the muses from Hercules? She kinda looks like the tallest one. Her gem is in the middle of her back. She likes warm colors like yellow and orange.
the terrors of the past don’t stop
Not an artifact, but a warning
An ancient writ of sealing
What twisted horrors lie beyond are unfathomable by mortal minds
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
the council evaluates this season’s orb harvest
you know, i had no idea that this thing was animatronic when i made that comment, but the fact that my shitpost caption happens to perfectly describe the sculpture even after seeing it in action unnerves me