Ex Astris Scientia — The year is 2004. You've just finished a bunch of...

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The year is 2004. You’ve just finished a bunch of coding for a website that lets you rate women “hot” or “not” with photos of them side by side. It’s a bit naughty, but just a bit of fun, and your roommates think it’s a total laugh riot. You go out and have a couple of brewskies with your broskies to celebrate. Someone gives you a tablet of “X” so you have it, and start to loosen up a little on the dance floor. The female DJ, who would definitely pull in a “hot” on your website (‘cause she’s DJing), plays Eric Prydz’s latest single Call On Me. In this moment, right now, with your little website, mid-2000s era Ecstasy coursing through your veins, without a privacy-concerning care in the world, life is good.