Drinking the entire bottle of ketsup in front of the waitress at iHop, hoping to impress her.
She shotguns all three syrup jars without moving her head or breaking eye contact. I feel shame.
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Drinking the entire bottle of ketsup in front of the waitress at iHop, hoping to impress her.
She shotguns all three syrup jars without moving her head or breaking eye contact. I feel shame.