Ex Astris Scientia — Drinking the entire bottle of ketsup in front of...

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Drinking the entire bottle of ketsup in front of the waitress at iHop, hoping to impress her.

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She shotguns all three syrup jars without moving her head or breaking eye contact. I feel shame.