Ex Astris Scientia — tiefling-queer: ginger-s-n-a-p: ...

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machine-elf-paladin

imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker:

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what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything you can’t call them out because then you have to reveal your own degeneracy.  you just have to sit there knowing that that smug bastard got away with it.

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“Neat logo! Is that a gaming company like Razer?“

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“Eh, more of a toy company, actually.”

tiefling-queer

no literally i work with a dude who wears his bad dragon logo stuff to work. has a bad dragon sticker on his car. like when i was training the guy i saw his lanyard and was like ‘ah. noted.’ and we went about our business. and this was how literally everyone was about it for months.

then one day this kid we work with was like ‘wHy do you have a BAD DRAGON lanyard!?’ and bad-dragon-lanyard-guy was like ‘*shrug* i enjoy their products.’ ‘bUT they sell DILDOS???’ and i’ll never forget just the LOOK bad-dragon-lanyard-guy gave this kid when he was like ‘yes, i’m well aware’ with the tone in his voice just like ‘people are gay, nolan’