god DAMN he can throw it back!!
Deadpool is not straight
Deadpool is not gay
Deadpool is not bi
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Or he is all of the above
Hes canon Pan. Its been stated that comic deadpool is canon pan and so is he in the movie
Get off my post lmfao
“or he’s all of the above”
Don’t pan cover all the bases???
Deadpools sexuality goes beyond that though… Pan isnt the right word. Hell fuck anything. He hooks up with aliens and no humanoids and everything in between. He’s married to a shape shifting demon queen who doesn’t have a defined form.
Deadpools sexuality isn’t exactly defineable.
HES FUCKING PAN. THE CREATORS SAID HES PAN. WHY IS EVERYONE IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS. RICK SANCHEZ IS PAN TOO AND HE FUCKS PLENTY OF ALIENS. JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST GUYS
People denying pansexuality like “I don’t think he’s pan, I just think he can be attracted to anyone regardless of gender identity, gender expression, and genitals!”
In a new moment of mother daughter bonding my mom and I just broke into the empty apartment next door. In our defense the door was unlocked and all the lights were on and we know for a fact they don’t live there anymore but. I picked the lock to the master bedroom and
it’s. it’s certainly a location
still thinking about this
why is my post getting tagged homestuck I’m scared
i hit my post limit for the first time in like 6 years today
This lady retweeted my post about the 4 officers involved in the murder of George Floyd saying how they (the cops) deserved worse and should be thrown in jail with the worst of em and I look at her bio and it’s all TRUMP 2020 VOTE REPUBLICAN blah blah but her replies are all pro BLM and ACAB like
recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you for reading my post about grocery shopping with your friends.
I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time
Another
"It's actually your fault that your paranoia is making you misinterpret my post, and in fact you're doing it on purpose"
You sound like my dad when he told me I have anxiety attacks on purpose because I "like the attention"
It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.
Anonymous asked:
wow, i have a post with 300k+ notes thats SOO popular, my life is so hard.. im going to reblog it anyways tho but dont acknowledge it because that will piss me off ):< being popular on the tumblr is so hard! im definitely not doing this to get my post even more attention from my followers
That’s exactly what I’m doing u figured it out YOU FIGURED IT OUT
me: why do ppl waste their time with radfems they’re so annoying and condescending and they believe they’ve won no matter what
me: (sees a single radfem comment on my post)
me:
When you discover that these two:
Were married in Love Actually
is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two
were married in real life?
You just made my post 200% better.
Wait for it, because in real life:
Cheated on:
With:
Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward
oooooooooogurl
Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:
Wait what