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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.
BE GÉ DO CRIMES
today i learned that Jews in Ireland used to call an goyische Irish person “beitz” or “beitzimer” (pl) which in hebrew is EGG. because “eggs” in yiddish is “eyer”. (get it?? because eyer-ish?)
irish goyim:
irish jews:
If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!
last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see
ah yes
never trust the irish
It’s just a modest proposal
y'all hear they’re bringing an alcoholic energy drink to Ireland?? anyway i’m planning to chug 40 of the bastards and enter a new plane of existence
Irish self care is mixing Guinness with Red Bull, downing 40 of the shits, and astral projecting in an abandoned Tesco car park at 3 AM
An irish dude at the sports meet jumped on a car and dented it, so they shoved a bunch of money into the door, but then they all pounded out the dent anyway while chanting “all the boys in green fix the car”
chaotic good
Sad to see them go.
ireland is such a strange and magical place
Hmm maybe if the LGBT community wasn’t so sexualized, asexuals would feel more comfortable with aligning themselves with the community.
Maybe if the only LGBT spaces weren’t bars and clubs you’d have more asexual people participating in the community.
Maybe if people, hetero or otherwise, stopped making the LGBT community so sexualized, you wouldn’t get assholes that think “asexuality isn’t part of the LGBT community”.
MAYBE I’m getting fucking sick of asexual people getting excluded from the LGBT community because they’re not “gay enough”
This is making people that don’t think asexuals belong in the LGBT community mad keep reblogging it
just saw someone say that asexual people don’t belong in “the community” because “the thing that brings the community together is same gender attraction”? I guess the T also stands for Tomato, bisexuals are only in it half the time, and anybody who isn’t currently attracted to someone has no connection to the rest of the acronym, right?
and that LGBT spaces are supposed to be limited to bars/clubs? must suck for anyone who wants to relate to other people going through the same stuff in a way that doesn’t involve sex. because the only functional difference between being straight and not-straight is who you want to have sex with. yup. the only thing.
besides, it’s not like asexual people can relate to being othered and excluded for not conforming to society’s expectations of attraction or anything
oh
Irish people, I NEED to know: What do you think of these weird shirts that rednecks in my home town wear?
Yeah, that's about what I expected
Americans hear “Irish Republicans fought the Black and Tans” and assume that every one of those words mean what they think it means.
Anonymous asked:
It gets worse I’m a ginger I can’t even leave my house without burning
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
@black-infinity-parked-outside i cant 😂😂😂😂😂
