I'm a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that's my god-given right as a tax payer.
Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.
Well I think this post has started reaching people that don’t get the joke. It was nice knowing you all.
No but this is hilarious and reminds me of a galaxy-brained shirt I saw the other day
Walk into the nearest Hobby Lobby wearing this and watch people begin to disintegrate
I want that to become my 4th of July shirt. I want to wear that shirt to the family barbecue so bad.
Guess who’s $25 poorer and prepared for July 4th already
