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Anonymous asked:
I mean they’ve all got personalities. Like I have had hamsters and they’ll only bite if they’re stressed or if you wake them up lol
The guinea pig I’m babysitting is a cuddle boi so far and he’s adjusting to being a pet v well
like



they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.
and the wild european variant is Fucking Massive, Mate

The European wild hamster looks like some kind of ice age megafauna version of the domestic hamster
dire hamsters
Anonymous asked:
Yes I have gerbils and a hamster too lol I collect small fluffy animals
We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just had to explain to thin air what a hamster is because as my sister pointed out, my house is old af and my ghost probably doesn't know what a hamster is, I’m also leaving it a note in the hopes it can read.
just to illustrate, I don’t think my ghost means my hamster harm, it’s just confused

Confused ghost just wants to pet the soft.
We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just had to explain to thin air what a hamster is because as my sister pointed out, my house is old af and my ghost probably doesn't know what a hamster is, I’m also leaving it a note in the hopes it can read.
just to illustrate, I don’t think my ghost means my hamster harm, it’s just confused

Confused ghost just wants to pet the soft.
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
those are some flat hamsters if ive ever seen. a hamster
My friends dwarf hamster recently had babies and they’ve just been unanimously called “the jellybeans” like baby hamsters are jellybeans this is not up for discussion