ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING MENTALLY ILL
lmao there’s this barbie-branded typewriter toy that has undocumented encryption features
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This is real! https://blog.adafruit.com/2016/11/29/barbie-electronic-typewriter-toys-contains-masc-cryptographic-capabilities-crypto/
If you stumble upon several Barbie-branded typewriters in the wild, you may want to snatch them up. With two or more you will be able to use capabilities built into these toys for sending and receiving cryptographic texts. The Crytpo Museum have a full write-up on the suitable models and their “4 built-in cipher modes.” But the story doesn’t stop there – there’s more, as tipped off by a FBI informant!
Wild
barbie is a fucking fbi informant guys check it out
Barbie is no longer fucking around.
Bonus: “Remembering David Bowie, who made being different cool.”
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!
Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j
at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds
Found this weird tiny glass megaphone in my teen son’s bedroom. Is he secretly gay and playing with Barbie dolls?
Anonymous asked:
self care is taking a large bottle of hairspray and using it on all the barbie dolls you can find, intertwining them in their friendship forever
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Anonymous asked:
dissociating in walmarts in general is the trippiest thing. you go in and stare at the beauty section for twenty minutes before you realize you've been looking at a kid's makeup set and you're surrounded by judgmental barbie dolls and their best friends the smurfs. surreal
Amazing
toebeanz asked:
You have a cute graphing calculator
thanks lol it looks like it’s made by barbie