Literally the most fucked up thing to announce this?!
You were already working as a speechwriter for the Reagan Administration in the late 1980s. Why the hell was your mom waiting tables to pay for your student loans after that?!
"I didn't need handouts! I just made an elderly woman toil in a high-stress high-physicality sub-minimum-wage job to pay my way even when I had the money! Letting today's kids go to college without enslaving their elders is just insulting."
