Ex Astris Scientia — Yeah, so, anyways, I had to fix something on my...

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Yeah, so, anyways, I had to fix something on my supervisor's computer (please boo him, he is stupid) and when I got everything working I said "Aaaaand slam bam in a spam can, bitch got that compussy working again" to which he replied "Stop saying shit like that. HR is already mad at you for being fucky."

He meant that HR had "a talk" with me about telling people the vending machine steals money by saying "That freak succs a plastic glizzy slider 😫, but watch yerself lad 👀, she swallows 😒". Your glizzy pic reminded me of this whole fiasco. Hope you have a great day.

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