Ex Astris Scientia — having a mom for a nurse is the eternal experience...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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having a mom for a nurse is the eternal experience of her holding ur hand and then pointing at ur vein and going "I could get a good iv out of that"

For me it’s my mom just having every drug imaginable because she loses them in her pockets

on the other hand my dad stealing a whole CPAP machine

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