27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Have you guys seen the crazy-ass hardware store special that the assassin shot Shinzo Abe with. It is literally made of electrical tape and prayers
I saw a news outlet saying that this gun "could have been 3D printed" and had to laugh. My dude just rolled up to Home Depot and bought the most suspicious items possible.
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
I have been looking for this
Cathar vision. Long rifle. Lead projectiles. *humming to self*
*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*
RUH RUH RUH RUH
*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*
he short
I am fucking dying
UNMUTE IT P L E A S E
Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
I am fucking dying
i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
