Hello everyone! I am so very pleased to announce that we are now collecting funds for Dashcon 2021!

That’s right! Coming March 2021, we will be holding the second official Dashcon in Schaumburg Illinois, featuring panels such as:

• Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
• An Introduction to A/B/O
• Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
• Bernie, AOC, and other Woke Baes: Why We Love Them, and What They Mean for Our Ships
• a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend
• and acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles!

Donate here to help make Dashcon the best it can be! 💜

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit.

• the onceler fandom
  
• people shipping a notepad with a clock
  
• discourse of said notepad and clock about how it was too hetero
  
• dashcon
  
• the guy who pissed in the ballpit at dashcon
  
• the homestuck cosplayer who almost killed themsellf by trying to dye their skin gray
• WHAT NOW????
• homestuck fandom in general
• “peasent”
  
• 2014 4chumblr raids
• “superwholocks fans grab your tardis. 1D fans, grab harry. attack on titan fans, gra-”
  
• january 2015 where the entire website broke
• sonic for real justice
• “always reblog the creator”
  
• people calling danny divito “daddy”
• people calling david karp daddy unironically
• people changing john greens posts with the “cock is one of my favrouite tastes” copypasta
• do you love the colour of the sky
• mishapocolypse
• doge
• the time they changed the colour by like 2 shades
• moreos guy
• tumblr user pizza discourse
• mario kart meme
• flappy bird
• i give you a hamburgur

thats it im in hell remembering all of theese fucking goodnight

Most of you don’t know this but I really got my start on this website from being like a fucking war correspondent all over dashcon in 2014. I talked to the people that went, I talked to panel members, I talked to the organizers. I went from like 2k to 7k followers over those few days. Dashcon birthed this mess you see today

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.