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someone who knows ferret and dinosaur behavior is going to need to weigh in here.
yeah is fine xoxo
so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim
That denim/jeans meme is making me thing of how many articles of clothing I own that are denim…
The question is, do I hate myself enough to wear it all at once?
I’m going to hell for this
help
Impenetrable armor for the zombie apocalypse
dont u mean the jombie japocalypse
- is afraid of dogs
- takes his mum to every event he goes to
- won a singing competition in drama school
- is very prepared for a zombie apocalypse
- ???????????
- who am i kidding
- he’s not problematic at all
- he’s literally perfect i hate him so much
Jajaja He’s so adorable and perfect ❤😍 @lottelorelei I hate him ajajajajaja
i don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse when the robot war is a real and looming threat
Basically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.
The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t yet and said “I don’t know”, but after it looked at the other silent robots (who were actually unable to speak from the start), it realized that its fully functional, and then was finally able to say “I know now.”
It can assess itself and its behavior in relation to other robots and people. It can make that differentiation between “me” and “I”, and understand that it is an individual.
People are shrugging this off, but this is a similar self-awareness test to how people put mirrors in front of animals to see if it treats the reflection like another animal or treat it like a reflection.
Im lowkey scared
out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle
how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies
Zombie apocalypse Prius
If I could do anything. I would make an Achievement Hunter Zombie Apocalypse video game. ((click for bigger images))
February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.
See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!
i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people
I love how everyone else in the back are just cracking up!
If I ever don’t reblog this, assume Canada was taken.
what the fuck canada
i don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse when the robot war is a real and looming threat
Basically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.
The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t yet and said “I don’t know”, but after it looked at the other silent robots (who were actually unable to speak from the start), it realized that its fully functional, and then was finally able to say “I know now.”
It can assess itself and its behavior in relation to other robots and people. It can make that differentiation between “me” and “I”, and understand that it is an individual.
People are shrugging this off, but this is a similar self-awareness test to how people put mirrors in front of animals to see if it treats the reflection like another animal or treat it like a reflection.
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