Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
“She ran boobily towards the car”
Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter
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From Dolly’s insta:
I feel like it gets a bit lost, with how readily we meme his songs online, but Lil Nas X really does have a beautiful country singing voice. He might have the best voice for soulful, impassioned, male country vocals since Johnny Cash, and this cover really shows that off.
he is perfect for outlaw country not that new i love my truck an 'murica stuff that calls itself country
Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you
Oh BITCH this is a mood
So it turns out if you have a 45 of Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’ and you play it at 33rpm, well, you get something pretty amazing.
Wow.
WOW.
AHHHHHHHH❤️
get the fuck out this is awesome
. a christmas mix master post .
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL I → the one with the classics
01. andy williams . it’s the most wonderful time of the year // 02. ella fitzgerald . sleigh ride // 03. bing crosby . white christmas // 04. dolly parton . go tell it on the mountain // 05. otis redding . merry christmas baby // 06. elvis presley . blue christmas // 07. bing crosby & david bowie . peace on earth/little drummer boy // 08. wham . last christmas // 09. frank sinatra . santa claus is coming to town // 10. brenda lee . rockin’ around the christmas tree // 11. aretha franklin . winter wonderland // 12. vince guaraldi trio . christmas time is here (vocal version) // 13. perry como . it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas // 14. thurl ravenscroft . you’re a mean one, mr. grinch // 15. andy williams . silver bells // 16. donny hathaway . this christmas // 17. burl ives . holly jolly christmas // 18. nat king cole . the christmas song // 19. john lennon & yoko ono . happy xmas (war is over) // 20. joni mitchell . river // 21. frank sinatra . silent night // 22. judy garland . have yourself a merry little christmas
[DOWNLOAD VOL I] // [LISTEN TO VOL I]
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL II → the one with the contemporary stuff
01. ron sexsmith . maybe this christmas // 02. death cab for cutie . christmas (baby please come home) // 03. lenka . all my bells are ringing // 04. guster . donde esta santa claus? // 05. rufus wainwright . spotlight on christmas // 06. cocoon . christmas song // 07. the pipettes . in the bleak midwinter // 08. rilo kiley . xmas cake // 09. bright eyes . blue christmas // 10. jack johnson . rudolph the red-nosed reindeer // 11. sara barielles & ingrid michaelson . winter song // 12. mascott and gramercy arms . this christmastime // 13. mariah carey . all i want for christmas is you // 14. michael buble . i’ll be home for christmas // 15. rachael yamagata . river // 16. sufjan stevens . come thou fount of every blessing // 17. she & him . silver bells // 18. the ravonettes. the christmas song // 19. john legend . jesus, what a wonderful child // 20. kelly clarkson . o holy night // 21. slow club . christmas tv // 22. the hotel cafe medley . auld lang syne
bonus track - o holy night [instrumental]
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL III → and the one with whatever else i felt like
01. sufjan stevens . christmas in the room // 02. barenaked ladies & sarah mclachlan . god rest ye merry gentlemen // 03. yo la tengo . it’s christmastime // 04. rufus wainwright ft. sharon van etten . baby, it’s cold outside // 05. elvis presley . silver bells // 06. otis redding . white christmas // 07. bruce springsteen . santa claus is coming to town // 08. stevie wonder . what christmas means to me // 09. louis armstrong . cool yule // 10. fiona apple . frosty the snowman // 11. frightened rabbit . it’s christmas so we’ll stop // 12. leona naess . christmas // 13. a fine frenzy . let it snow // 14. nicole atkins . blue christmas // 15. the civil wars . i heard the bells on christmas day // 16. polyphonic spree . happy xmas (war is over) // 17. she & him . the christmas song // 18. aretha franklin . silent night // 19. josh groban . ave maria // 20. mariah carey . o holy night // 21. frank sinatra . it came upon a midnight clear // 22. ella fitzgerald . what are you doing new years eve?
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL IV → the one with more. just…more.
01. julian casablancas . i wish it was christmas today // 02. best coast and wavves . got something for you // 03. maria taylor . christmas after all // 04. sufjan stevens . sister winter // 05. a fine frenzy . blue christmas // 06. joshua james . o come, o come emmanuel // 07. manic street preachers . last christmas (live) // 08. the head and the heart . what are you doing new years eve? // 09. crocodiles & dum dum girls . merry christmas, baby (please don’t die) // 10. dog is dead . christmas wrapping // 11. the ramones . merry christmas (i don’t want to fight tonight) // 12. bon jovi . please come home for christmas (bells will be ringing) // 13. chuck berry . run rudolph run // 14. the beach boys . little saint nick // 15. bobby helms . jingle bell rock // 16. darlene love . christmas (baby please come home) // 17. roy orbison . pretty paper // 18. burl ives . silver and gold // 19. billie holiday . i’ve got my love to keep me warm // 20. ella fitzgerald . white christmas // 21. she & him . the christmas waltz // 22. hem . have yourself a merry little christmas
[DOWNLOAD VOL IV] // [LISTEN TO VOL IV]
jolene by dolly parton is honestly such a powerful song. i ain’t even got a man and i have a terrible fear of that bitch stealing my man
The reason you don’t have a man is because she’s already stolen him.
wow
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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3
Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.
Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner. And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence.
An already perfect song made transcendental..
Well, this changes everything.
Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
You guys, he’s back!
I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.
To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy. haha
So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:
Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.
shoot the dog
I haven’t seen gifs highlighting this yet, so these are the first gifs I’ve made in over a year.
He just shit on your whole life, bitch.
Ok so for those of you who are also bad with following social cues and don’t get how he destroyed her
The gifs are from Project Runway, and the woman is a judge who is supposed to be offering useful critique regarding what the man has made. In the first gif, she insults the colour of the lace, and offers no useful advice, like a proper critique should. She’s supposed to be helping him, and is instead using her authority to insult him. In the second gif, he thanks her, which calls out the fact that she was supposed to give advice and didn’t, and that she is now in the wrong. In the third gif, she’s assumed that he’s arrogant, and attempts drives in the insult by pointing out she wasn’t complementing him, but instead sets herself up to get rekt. In the fourth gif, he points out that he didn’t take it as a compliment, thus subtly calling her out on the fact that she wasn’t delivering the critique she was supposed to give, and was instead being a bitch for the sake of being a bitch, and also making it clear that SHE KNEW she wasn’t doing her job. All in a way where he can’t be called on being rude to a judge.
The fifth gif is her realising just how much she’s fucked herself over.
the fifth gif is her
realising just how much she’s
fucked herself over
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