Further proof that I’m indestructible is when I was onto my first day of high school EVER and my moms Aveo got asspacked at the light by a guy that fell asleep at the wheel and I showed up to class 45 minutes late with a knee brace and a concussion.
I later woke up during the knee surgery I needed and freaked the dr out because I was just. “Hey man we done yet?”.
