Anonymous asked:
She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs
st5lker answered:
better but also predictable.
she calls my dick skyrim the way it can release 6 times and never get old
she calls my dick skyrim the way it’s been milked for the past 11 years
ENOUGH
she calls my dick oblivion by how it’s very clearly a product of its time and it must have been impressive to you when you first played it but it’s an awkward mid-point between what came before and after and also how ugly it looks
she calls my dick oblivion because farewell
