I’m so glad my dad approaches things like family gatherings with the same attitude as an annoyed teenager because he’s always like “I don’t WANNA see my fucking siblings they’re all assholes and I don’t wanna deal with them” and so I’m always like “well we could just not go” and he’s always like “oh shit tru I can tell them I got sick and can’t come” or when we do go to family gatherings we usually end up leaving early and going to like mcdonald's
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.











