Ex Astris Scientia — This implies he fucked her in the cow thingy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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This implies he fucked her in the cow thingy

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My favorite part of this post is how many people have chosen to helpfully explain the nuances of giving a cow a pregnancy test to me