i put too much effort into these
This is prob one of the funniest steam reviews I’ve ever seen.
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lmao there’s this barbie-branded typewriter toy that has undocumented encryption features
This is real! https://blog.adafruit.com/2016/11/29/barbie-electronic-typewriter-toys-contains-masc-cryptographic-capabilities-crypto/
If you stumble upon several Barbie-branded typewriters in the wild, you may want to snatch them up. With two or more you will be able to use capabilities built into these toys for sending and receiving cryptographic texts. The Crytpo Museum have a full write-up on the suitable models and their “4 built-in cipher modes.” But the story doesn’t stop there – there’s more, as tipped off by a FBI informant!
Wild
barbie is a fucking fbi informant guys check it out
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
Barbie is no longer fucking around.
Bonus: “Remembering David Bowie, who made being different cool.”
the council evaluates this season’s orb harvest
you know, i had no idea that this thing was animatronic when i made that comment, but the fact that my shitpost caption happens to perfectly describe the sculpture even after seeing it in action unnerves me
the terrors of the past don’t stop
Not an artifact, but a warning
An ancient writ of sealing
What twisted horrors lie beyond are unfathomable by mortal minds
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit