i put too much effort into these
This is prob one of the funniest steam reviews I’ve ever seen.
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lmao there’s this barbie-branded typewriter toy that has undocumented encryption features
This is real! https://blog.adafruit.com/2016/11/29/barbie-electronic-typewriter-toys-contains-masc-cryptographic-capabilities-crypto/
If you stumble upon several Barbie-branded typewriters in the wild, you may want to snatch them up. With two or more you will be able to use capabilities built into these toys for sending and receiving cryptographic texts. The Crytpo Museum have a full write-up on the suitable models and their “4 built-in cipher modes.” But the story doesn’t stop there – there’s more, as tipped off by a FBI informant!
Wild
barbie is a fucking fbi informant guys check it out
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
Barbie is no longer fucking around.
Bonus: “Remembering David Bowie, who made being different cool.”
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
