In kindergarten we used to line up by colors, and my class’ color always got picked last and one day I was like “oh wow were last again!” And the teacher was like “well now you’re gonna be last no matter what because you whined" and I said “like it fucking maters” and we were first the next day
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.











