I'll be at my job as a waitress on a super busy day filling up glasses of water, near tears from stress, my hands trembling, whispering to myself "I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHERS SLIM SHADIES ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP"
it’s been a long, hard road. but we’re finally here: i hit 1k last night!! thanks to everyone who promo’d me along the way. y’all are perfect lovelies.
i’m going to do a giveaway at some point but i simply don’t have the extra funds at the moment to do any sort of shipping. like, i have all of the products i want to give out (for the most part) but no money for shipping?? and i’d rather have that in hand before i make said giveaway so it doesn’t end and i’m just like “welp.”
regardless! this is something i promised i’d do so here we go. please don’t feel bad if you’re not on here, i appreciate every single person i follow and every single person who follows me. c:
ѕєνєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє ℓιкє∂ тσ ∂яαω ∂ι¢кѕ; ℓιƒє ιмιтαтє∂ αят, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ѕιχ {i don’t follow a whole lot of non-mutuals. i don’t follow a lot of people to begin with, actually, pfft. but most of my non-mutuals are artblogs, and i love them!}
ƒινє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє тяαρρє∂ ιη тнє ƒℓσσя; σηє яαη συт σƒ αιя, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒσυя {these are some mutuals that i am incredibly fond of. some of these people are so gr8 i cannot believe they actually follow me lmao..}
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
me now: it’s 2017. its fucking 2017 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 17
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
*sees a post bashing trans men while simultaneously putting trans women on a pedestal*
*post has over 10k notes*
me: it’s 2016. its fucking 2016 and i have to see this shit. i thought we’d grown out of this. i thought we weren’t gonna be so blatantly transphobic anymore. it is 20 fucking 16
Anonymous asked:
26k isn't even top 1k tumblr accounts my dude
Unless you’re David Karp I don’t believe that tbh I don’t even think that many people are on this site